Since the definition of marriage is now fluid, I think that it's high time people's "right" to get married is no longer squelched on any level. By golly, we ought to have schizophrenic marriage! If one person's multiple personalities loooove each other, then they should also be able to marry! The Japanese can marry their pillows! Pillow lovers should no longer be denied their rights. Why are those nasty religious fanatics so bent on keeping lonely men from marrying their video game characters?
I think other thing's rights should be expanded as well. I demand that married bachelorism be legal!!!!!!
William Lane Craig gives some great thoughts here.